oh my...

me: http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/04/20/funny-facebook-fails-if-only-such-a-thing-existed/
Sent at 8:12 PM on Wednesday
J: that would be funny!
me: ...
J: a facebook to post all stupid posts... like oh duh!
nm!!
LMAO
I'm "special" tonight
me: omg i wish i could post THIS on failbook

More ambien talk.... gotta love it

me: and i go what is wrong with you?
and she goes you didn't want me to even be a bridesmaid
and i go NO KIDDING!!!
YOU ARE REALIZING THIS NOW???
cause i knew you would do this!!!
she was freaking 14!
14!!!
what 14 year old acts like that? DUH!
ok i'm done
lol
J: lol
alright, ambien kcikgina in
kcikcing
me: HAHHAH
J: kickging
kicking
me: YAY
J: finally!
me: good job
J: stupid thing!
me: awesome thing that makes you sleep???
lol
J: no the keyboard
I swear itmoves to mess with me!
lol
no, ambien isn't stupid, its wonderful!

WEIRDOS!!!

me: MMMMMMMMMMMM
M: KELLLEEEBERSS
wow same time
go us
me: lol
M: kelleee....
Sent at 8:14 PM on Thursday
me: yes
M: my nipples are tender...
lol
me: i was just gonna say that!!!
M: what?!
lol
me: lol actually i was gonna say my boobs are kinda sore
M: lol weird
me: lol why are your nipples sore
what were you doing??!!!
M: lol i dont know...
me: lol suuuuuure
M: my nipples were hard
and now they hurt
me: eew
lol
quit pinching them
M: lol i dont
pinch my nipples
me: LIAR!!!
I saw you
lol
M: lol dont watch me
pinch my nipples you freak
Sent at 8:19 PM on Thursday
me: but i like it
M: haha you're a weirdo
me: you like that i'm a weirdo
M: yeah i do ;)


Sadly we are not lesbians. We are just weirdos.

me: lmao
i just had a panic attack that i wasn't wearing a shirt
Jaclyn: lol
that's awesome
I do that while I'm driving my car
that I'm in the wrong car
me: my armpit itched
and so i reached under my hoodie to scratch it and was like OMG
i forgot a shirt
I'm just wearing my underwear.

The randomness of Us

Jaclyn: anyways.
I feel very random today
me: lol me too
Jaclyn: sweet!
hmmm... new off the wall topic...
hmm...
me: new subject...
i want to make out
oh wait thats an old subject
lol
Jaclyn: lol
yeah... I think we both want/need that.
too bad one of us isn't a guy!
me: lol totally if one of us was we'd be friends with benefits i think
Sent at 3:33 PM on Friday
Jaclyn: totally!
me: i can see it now...
hey want to make out
ok
smooch smooch smooch
that was cool lets do it again sometime
ok!
lol
Jaclyn: lol
this is the funniest/weirdest conversation ever!
its awesome!

Shortly after the half plus sign

me: so then Jenny* was all upset because Jordan* is getting deployed for six months and she goes "well at least I'll still have Bob*". And I go "Bob* as in my boss Bob*?" and she goes "yeah I like his jeans."
Jaci: HAHA
me: But I thought she said junk. So I go "you like his junk? I dont want to know." And stood to walk away. and she goes "why are you blushing?" and I go "cause thats my boss! I dont want to think about his junk" and she laughed at me and said "I said his JEANS"
oopsy.
Jaci: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I'd like to see your boss's junk. *blush

*names changed to protect the innocent again.

Tidbit Phone Conversation

Kellee: You should have seen this office is was awesome! They had exposed ducts and the hardwood floors.
me: It sounds nice.
Kellee: The cubicles were like half a plus sign.... or a T.