WEIRDOS!!!

me: MMMMMMMMMMMM
M: KELLLEEEBERSS
wow same time
go us
me: lol
M: kelleee....
Sent at 8:14 PM on Thursday
me: yes
M: my nipples are tender...
lol
me: i was just gonna say that!!!
M: what?!
lol
me: lol actually i was gonna say my boobs are kinda sore
M: lol weird
me: lol why are your nipples sore
what were you doing??!!!
M: lol i dont know...
me: lol suuuuuure
M: my nipples were hard
and now they hurt
me: eew
lol
quit pinching them
M: lol i dont
pinch my nipples
me: LIAR!!!
I saw you
lol
M: lol dont watch me
pinch my nipples you freak
Sent at 8:19 PM on Thursday
me: but i like it
M: haha you're a weirdo
me: you like that i'm a weirdo
M: yeah i do ;)


Sadly we are not lesbians. We are just weirdos.

me: lmao
i just had a panic attack that i wasn't wearing a shirt
Jaclyn: lol
that's awesome
I do that while I'm driving my car
that I'm in the wrong car
me: my armpit itched
and so i reached under my hoodie to scratch it and was like OMG
i forgot a shirt
I'm just wearing my underwear.

The randomness of Us

Jaclyn: anyways.
I feel very random today
me: lol me too
Jaclyn: sweet!
hmmm... new off the wall topic...
hmm...
me: new subject...
i want to make out
oh wait thats an old subject
lol
Jaclyn: lol
yeah... I think we both want/need that.
too bad one of us isn't a guy!
me: lol totally if one of us was we'd be friends with benefits i think
Sent at 3:33 PM on Friday
Jaclyn: totally!
me: i can see it now...
hey want to make out
ok
smooch smooch smooch
that was cool lets do it again sometime
ok!
lol
Jaclyn: lol
this is the funniest/weirdest conversation ever!
its awesome!

Shortly after the half plus sign

me: so then Jenny* was all upset because Jordan* is getting deployed for six months and she goes "well at least I'll still have Bob*". And I go "Bob* as in my boss Bob*?" and she goes "yeah I like his jeans."
Jaci: HAHA
me: But I thought she said junk. So I go "you like his junk? I dont want to know." And stood to walk away. and she goes "why are you blushing?" and I go "cause thats my boss! I dont want to think about his junk" and she laughed at me and said "I said his JEANS"
oopsy.
Jaci: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I'd like to see your boss's junk. *blush

*names changed to protect the innocent again.

Tidbit Phone Conversation

Kellee: You should have seen this office is was awesome! They had exposed ducts and the hardwood floors.
me: It sounds nice.
Kellee: The cubicles were like half a plus sign.... or a T.

Welcome!

We will start this blog with a conversation between Jaci and I that occured last night:

Jaclyn: oh dang
I think the ambien kicked in
lol
me: lol
YAY
its been so long since i've talked to ambien drunk jaci
Jaclyn: lol'
j, i'm pretty sure that the lady on the tv 's mouth isn't matching thw rores.
the words
i wonder what that jillian michaels burn thingy is
me: LMAO
oh i love it
Jaclyn: like if its the lemonade thing I tried.
me: maybe
Jaclyn: you love it?
you love what?
did I miss something?
me: ambien drunk jaci
Jaclyn: LOL
you should see me looking at the screen
i have to get closet to see what is is typing.
what i'm typing
me: oh yeah?
how close are you gonna get?
me: can you see this?
lol
Jaclyn: well I'm about 5 inches
away
i think
me: lmao
do you see your reflection?
are you going to hit your head again
Jaclyn: lol
no, edward man is blocking my
mirror
but mmmmmm he is hot!
very nice to come home to someone
even just cardboard
lol
me: lol
Jaclyn: i'm pathetic
me: TOTALLY NOT
Jaclyn: oh my haed feals funny
to move
hahaha
like its in water
very slowmoving
Sent at 10:23 PM on Tuesday
me: oh no
Jaclyn: nope just stayhed ypu to late
too late
took it almost an hour ago
me: oh i see
how close are you to the monitor now?
Jaclyn: now I'm leaning back
me: lol
Jaclyn: not moving
eyes are almost slits
not laying down
just leaning back on air
me: on air huh? is that comfy
i've heard air is pretty nice
Jaclyn: lol
iy'dn oy hstrf
um... try again
it's not hard
hahahaha
me: lol is it soft like your pillow?
Jaclyn: lol no
its just where my back stopped
me: oh i see
Jaclyn: dang it.
I bet I fall over when i tirey to trurn rhte lights off.
i should have turned them off
firts.
fist
first
there... got the last worsd
me: Good job hossy
Jaclyn: alright, I should go to bed...
me: yeah i think so
Jaclyn: I have to get up at 6
me: but i'm emailing you this conversatin tomorrow
cause its awesome
Jaclyn: good thinkg i'm not talking to Doug* tnogihtn
that would be frightlful
yikes!
me: lol
it'd be awesome
Jaclyn: lol
i susually say stupid stuff
like sure I will make out with you
if you come over and I'm still
awaks
then hes thinkl like um... its too cold outsafite I can't do that.
sorry
fune
your lost mister
*in a drunken typed slurr
me: LMAO
so i just posted on coleys blog
Jaclyn: see this wouldn be when i'm married that I would
just say... take me to bed.. or I will end up here all night.
me: and the word verify was fyrstat
what do you think that means
Jaclyn: I still don't know what its called.
is it bookaddict
the life of a book addict?
me: addictedtobooks
i think
its on my blog roll
Jaclyn: lol
k
will have to check... probably tmororow.akf
some words just wont type right!
stupid words
me: hahah
Jaclyn: alright, I think i better go.
me: good luck
dont fall over
Jaclyn: i will be at work from 7am to 5pm
then to class...
me: suckage
Jaclyn: yeah, I'm scared to walk... it should be alright...
I have clothes on the flor and they will be cushiony
maybe
me: well i hope you make it ok
Jaclyn: lol
me: maybe you could throw something at the light?
Jaclyn: HAHAHAHA
yeah....
at which one.??
me: the one on the wall. to turn it off
Jaclyn: ummm...if I get my eyes open enough... i'm pretty
sure there are two of them.
Jaclyn's new status message - is thinking... EEEEEEEEEE! 10:37 PM
me: well...
um go for the closest one first
no wait
the one farthest away
Jaclyn's new status message - is thinking at a time like this a clapper might be a smart choice! 10:37 PM
Jaclyn: the tissue didn't make it.
nothing else to slow
thrown
thron
throw
I shoudl play that game...
texttwist
lol
me: lol
Jaclyn: good score!
wahoo
me: you're killing me
Jaclyn: lol;
i'm barely smiling....
my face is too heavy
me: lmao
Jaclyn: the human head weights 8 plbs
it's HEAVY
me: did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jaclyn: well yeah of course i did
that's why I don't go by dogs
they can smell the fear bo on me.
me: lol no sweetie i thought you were quoting jerry maguire
so i was too
Jaclyn: oh I was
didn't know you were
hahaha
me: LMAo
i so have missed ambien jaci
Jaclyn: i was like of course I know they can!
HELLO!
I am intellegent
some
me: lol ok you should go to bed now
Jaclyn: yes
I should
now just to do it.
seriously I feel al ittle drunk
hahaha
I shoudl send ambien texts
hahahaha
me: lol yes you should!
Jaclyn: alright.
gotta go.
me: ok good luck
Jaclyn: tty in morning
me: making it to the light switch and back
Jaclyn: yu[
got it down.
maybe.
straight line both watys
me: uh huh
Jaclyn: :_
me: one foot in front of the other
Jaclyn: good
kk,
see you tomorrow!
me: ok!
Jaclyn: no
talk to you tomorow
me: lol
ok
good night

Name changed to protect the innocent*